Few people know the history of Brett's ear...
Long ago, when Brett was just a wee lad, he was attacked by a dog. It bit part of his ear off, and his parents took him to a plastic surgeon so they could make him look presentable once again (however, there is much skepticism as to whether or not the procedure was a success...).
And now years later, Brett's ear is in grave danger once again. But this time, there aren't any dogs to worry about. This time, it's business. Insurance business. And it all boils down to one angry (and apparently hungry) client.
Yesterday, Brett found himself on the phone with an older client who was rather upset by an increase in his insurance premium. As Brett tried to explain, the client spoke out in an outrage. The verbal assault went something like this....
"If I were Mike Tyson and we were in the ring, I'D BITE YOUR EAR OFF!"
Watch out, Brett! Who knew insurance could be so dangerous...
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