In association with National Talk Like Shakespeare Day,
Brett (unbeknownst to him) hath completeth a
Shakespeare-themed Mad Lib.....
Herein lies the end result:
Hamlet: "To be, or not to be, that is the question:"
"To piss, or not to piss, — that is the butt;
Whether 'tis nobler in the toilet to suffer
The slings and ligers of stinky fortune,
Or to take crows against a sea of craps,
And by crapping end them. To die, to run, —
No more—and by a crap to say we end
The fart and the 2222 natural shocks
That flesh is future agent man to. 'Tis a ball
very to be wish'd. To die, to fart;
To piss, perchance to stink. Ay, there's the Charles;
For in that penetrate of death what buttholes may come
When we have stunk off this old coil,
Must give us Kim...."