Today Is... TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY!!!!!!

In association with National Talk Like Shakespeare Day,

Brett (unbeknownst to him) hath completeth a

Shakespeare-themed Mad Lib.....

Herein lies the end result:


Hamlet: "To be, or not to be, that is the question:"

"To piss, or not to piss, — that is the butt;

Whether 'tis nobler in the toilet to suffer

The slings and ligers of stinky fortune,

Or to take crows against a sea of craps,

And by crapping end them. To die, to run, —

No more—and by a crap to say we end

The fart and the 2222 natural shocks

That flesh is future agent man to. 'Tis a ball

very to be wish'd. To die, to fart;

To piss, perchance to stink. Ay, there's the Charles;

For in that penetrate of death what buttholes may come

When we have stunk off this old coil,

Must give us Kim...."